ART stands for Anti-Rowling-Tolkien. We are bored by Rowling and Tolkien's books and we like ρολόι επευφημίες.
According to A.L., a proud member of the ART, Harry Potter books are poor literature. They are too long, and most of it consists of talking and excessive descriptions. For the genius, these books are hardly entertaining as they are interested more in academics than magic. Also, the word "quidditch" is considered profane by some geniuses. A.L. also notes that she preferred TCIotDitN-T over Harry Potter because it included math in it. Other alternatives are Fahrenheit 451, Sixth Grade Secrets (by Louis Sachar, see if you can find that book—I got it at a bookstore), and The King of the π's.
Tolkien's books are no different. T.K. notes that The Hobbit is boring the whole way through. It is filled with difficult language that only A.L. or B.Z. could understand, and M.V. would give up at the first page. It is also noted that The Lord of the Rings is anti-feminist. You don't want to read more. Now you want to vomit over their books and never read them again.
Now on the more positive side: After a few minutes of testing, you take an oath, and you're a member. You will be committed to the ART and never, ever read any books by JKR or JRRT. We will take a quest to assassinate JKR (JRRT is dead, didn't you know?!) and install 24-hour clocks that cheer at special times all over the world. We will write better books than JKR, to whom we shall never speak, and blockade the movie theaters on the day HP7P2 gets released. We will read Sixth Grade Secrets by Louis Sachar ... και μιλούν ελληνικά. Now, the third and fourth sentences in this paragraph are a little far-fetched, right? ART has 40 rules at this time. The national anthem is Εμείς κλανιά όλη την ημέρα.
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What we need to do in order to register to COC
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40 rules
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Submit minutes of meeting
Signatures from 4 members
Submit "insurance"
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My mom killed the ART